Michael Jackson’s Dad REALLY Likes Las Vegas

Joe Jackson never ceases to amaze me.

According to a report by our lovely non-existent friends at Yahoo! News, Joe won’t help raise Michael’s kids, even though his wife Katherine has just recently been awarded custody of them. His reasoning? Dude lives in Las Vegas. He can’t be bothered to move back to L.A.

Come on Joe! Now’s your chance! Be the father you’ve…uh…always wanted to be! Now it’s time to take advantage of the opportunity you robbed yourself of in your insatiable quest for money and fame!

All jokes aside, these kids could really use a father right now. Moving back to Las Vegas because you can’t be bothered isn’t sending the right message to these kids, and is a bit selfish in my opinion. Give up the high roller life and help make these kids good Jacksons.